This week’s adventures in So Close, And Yet So Far:
I failed at this again. Curiously, drinking an entire bottle of wine by myself made it worse, not better.
These two limbs belong to the same person, and you’re looking at her. Perhaps it’s time to either wear more sunscreen on my arms or let my legs see the light of day. (Also: I’m proud of myself for posting this, body hair and all.)
I began thesis research today! Yay! I was at the Coroner’s office, entering data into Excel, for four straight hours, and got through one binder of radiology reports. ONE BINDER.
I can’t make a basket from the free throw line, but I managed to CUT MY SKIN OPEN while ripping a sharp-cornered object out of its plastic packaging.