Hey guys! This afternoon, I thought it might be fun to try something different and use my new computer to record a weekly video, and it ended up being an epic failure. Apparently, while I am skilled at talking to children and building biological profiles for skeletal remains and fishing cat hairs out of my eyes, I am pretty, remarkably, hugely terrible at acting like a normal human woman while talking to a phantom audience in my living room. I was really excited about this new venture and all I’ve got to show for it is about fifteen horrifying minutes of humiliating nonsense hanging out in my trash folder.
I fear that this is as far as any video will ever make it on this blog. Enjoy.
Has anyone out there mastered the vlog? How do you not embarrass yourself? Or rather: how do you embarrass yourself and then choose not to care about it?
(Also, yes, I know my house is a disgusting mess in the background. That was to be the point of the video.)