The other day, Fertile Myrtle and I were discussing via text all the potential names for her second daughter, the “fiece” (or “fake niece” – I figured it was about time there was a better code word) with whom Fertile Myrtle is currently still pregnant. At one point, FM said something like, “Whoever is in there really likes to kick!”
To which I responded, “Maybe you should name her Kara Te.”
And then I laughed and laughed at my own stupid joke and showed it to my husband, who was not amused. I, however, am still so impressed with myself that it is a full three days later and I felt the need to publish it into the universe.